I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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