"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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