I'm sorry my penis didn't work
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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