god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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