he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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