If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
high people should be assigned attendants
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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