so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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