i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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