I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
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when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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