Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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