why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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