I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
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