Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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zippers are such a cool invention
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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