It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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