I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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