Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
