How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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