I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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