i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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