she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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