the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dignity is for republicans.
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I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...