belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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