Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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