The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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