Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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