This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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