have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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