I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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