i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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