why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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