I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
