it wasn't lemon gatorade
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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