I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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