he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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