Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I did not marry a roomba.
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