You work out of a Hotel?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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