I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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