You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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