Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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