In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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