Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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