pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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