Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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