kristin has been a bad kristin
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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