I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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