Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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