Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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