Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dignity is for republicans.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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