No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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