Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
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its like you know when i get waxed
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