playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Two words: blizzard sex
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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