Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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