Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
tell me about the fingering
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