what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I feel like a drive thru vagina
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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