OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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