But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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