honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
you made out with another girl for some wings
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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